I'm still getting over Jordan and Jeff being #1 on the first leg. That's impossible, to my way of thinking. Like Mama Cass running a marathon, if you ask me.
Aaron adds: It was Kinda like the morning I was eating Lucky Charms and right before my eyes the leprechaun jumped off the box. Then I remembered I dropeed LSD the night before, but that is another story.
This episode starts in Chile. Heading by bus to another spot in Chile, then driving, then a boat, then climbing. It wipes me out just to type that.
Aaron adds: If you're tired after typing that. You could have iron poor blood. I would have that checked.
The Cowboys are feeling underestimated. It's a question of the hat, evidently. People who wear them are considered fools, they feel. Hello, there might be a solution to that. Take off the hats?
No salsa for you!!!
The gay chicks and Joe and Heidi make it onto an earlier bus, after having saved a spot in line, pissing people off.
Aaron adds: Looks like next week they get into a hair pulling fight. Wait, they have no hair.
Jeff and Jordan and the Cowboys have the original notion to catch a bus through somewhere else, before getting to the final destination. Everyone else has booked tickets on an amazingly slow assed bus that will get them there at eight at the next morning. Can team redneck and team dummies do better?
You should write a book. "TAR for Dummies"
1. Get a globe that isn't from pre WW2.
The cowboys figure out that Team Dummy is waiting, possibly, for a bus that will leave from another terminal, in another part of the city. Jeff and Jordan are stranded then. LOL No mas bus... No more buses leaving today. Team Dummy is well and truly stuck.
Aaron adds: They were looking for a shorter bus. A much SHORTER bus.
All teams make it to the competition. I'm looking forward to the battle of the llamas LMAO - this is one I could actually do. For once. The condor one involves sixteen foot wings and COLD water. No thanks. Cowboys up first, they go for the llamas. They had absolutely no problems. Must have been habitude with equines, or the hats that did it.
Aaron adds: The cop team are truly idiotic. Nice to know they chose the right profession.
Brent did the bird thing. Those plastic wings weren't worth a shit LOL... they hit like a ton of bricks. Meanwhile other teams are getting kicked and spat on by the llamas. Evidently the cowboys got the one decent llama.
Team Dummy picks the bird, of course. They look classy jogging off the pier... NOT lol
Aaron adds: Where is the Flying Nun when you need her. On Brothers and Sisters of course.
The cowboys make it to the farm first; no problem milking the cow, though I thought that was a bull, they went after, at first. Now THAT would have been good TV.
Aaron adds (the devil) i guess Veterinarian school was never an option for you.
Team Cowboy made it into first place, hats and all. Almost as amazing as Team Dummy making it last week.
Team Grandma, sadly, gets eliminated. Gotta love a gutsy woman like that.
Aaron adds: I know one grandma who was crossed off other grand kids Christmas card list.
what a as s you are..team dummy is smarter than you are..at least they treat people with respect.go jeff and jorden,even if they get out early they still have more brains than you!!!
ReplyDeleteWho is Aaron and is he supposed to be funny? This blog needs work. I would start with a new topic and new writers.
ReplyDeleteAaron is your cat isn't he?
ReplyDeleteDidn't even finish this crappy blog. Very rude descriptions in what I did get through.
ReplyDeleteLots of JJ fans, I see! It's all meant in good fun, good snarky fun, that is. Someone who can't tell time isn't up there with Einstein, for me LOLOL Although Jeff truly is pretty bright. With him on the team, they should go far. Don't you think?
ReplyDeleteYes, I was shocked to see Jeff and Jordan win the 1st leg of the race, Jordan may not be the brightest person but her with Jeff they are like Mutt -N- Jeff in a good way, So Please find the humor in the blog, life is to short to be mean, being mean and rotten does not get you anywhere
ReplyDeleteOh BTW Jokerette if Aaron is you cat and he can type, you can make some money off that cat
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ReplyDeletePlease don't insult other users (or me or Aaron) or your comment will be pulled.
ReplyDeleteThis is supposed to be a fun goof, let's keep it that way :)
Now, back to the JJ battle.
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ReplyDeleteI like this blog. The trolls need to go back under the bridge though.
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Well feedback was asked for so I will provide. I didn't find the blog all that funny. I think a lot of the jokes missed the mark, were predictable and easy shots. While I appreciate the attempt at the little side remarks from Aaron I did not find that they came off well and genearlly made you look mean spirited. I mean let's face it we can all make J/J jokes prettily easily they give us so much ammo each week but if Team Dummy is the best that you can come up with I don't think your blog will be well visited.
ReplyDeleteIt is cutting remarks like those made in this blog that has made jokersupdates become a place I visit much less frequently.
ReplyDeleteThere are so many rude pot stirrers especially where Jordan and Jeff and Melissa Rycroft are concerned....I will find other forums to make home now. It is sad to see Jokerette herself has the same attitude as some of the members that frequent the boards there to constantly fuel the fires of mockery towards Jordan and Jeff and Melissa Rycroft.
If this is your sense of humor...I can live with out it.