January 21 - Bach: What's up with Vienna? Could it be gas?

What is up with Vienna?

We're given to believe none of the women like her. Okay, why? Does she fart a lot? What could the reason be, after all? If we believe the spoilers, she's F1. So ole Jake picked a farter for a wife. Imagine!

JokerJake compares Bach to Survivor. Vienna is the target everyone is trying to get out. Yes, but why? She's not the best looking one there, or the brightest.

Susie opens a whole new can of worms. There are lots of unanswered questions, not just "Why is Vienna hated." Important questions about Jake. Does he want kids quickly or later? He really didn't say, when he was with thing and her son (yeah, I'm great on names.) Is Jake open to relocating? Who knows? As a pilot, I don't imagine that matters much to him. Just fly wherever you want. Hey, does he have his own plane? Was that little thing he flew, his? That could be a vital question, and answer the one about relo. He truly wouldn't care where he lived, if he had his own plane.

I'm more interested in Jake's family. We don't hear much about them. Does he love his mama? What is she like?
Is Jake open to relocating? Who knows? As a pilot, I don't imagine that matters much to him. Just fly wherever you want. Hey, does he have his own plane? Was that little thing he flew, his? That could be a vital question, and answer the one about relo. He truly wouldn't care where he lived, if he had his own plane.

I'm more interested in Jake's family. We don't hear much about them. Does he love his mama? What is she like?

Hey, I'm loving that he got rid of Kissless Liz. Anyone else? Kiss me, don't kiss me... I'm one scary bitch, don't come near me LOLOL. I was just glad she is GONE. It's called overplaying your hand, to the max. Either she should have stayed with the no kissing thing, and no backing down, pussyfooting around... OR she should have said, "You know what? This kissless idea seemed like a good one at the time. But it's driving me crazy now," and then planted a HUGE one on him, one where your hair stands straight up along with everything else.

Things you won't hear on the next ep of Bach

1) Your legs are too long!

2) Your boobs are too big!

3) You're just too damn honest, I can't take it anymore.

4) The real reason all the girls hate Vienna is cause she's gorgeous and funny

5) The real reason Liz left, is she finally decided to put out (all the way out) and Jake didn't want any!

6) It's time to play a hole of golf! (LOLOL)

7) See ya, Tenley (that girl is there to stay)

8) Well hey Liz! How is your day going? (Can we say gone?)

9) Can we put a couple of marshmallows on those roses at the end? At least get some USE out of them. Waste not, want not.

10) Vienna, honey, step away from the fire. It isn't good for farters :)