First date
Photo shoot, featuring all women. Hal is fashion director. Corrie reads it. Rox, Gia models.
Gia wears bikinis mostl she says. Christina wears green, with envy, we see. She's freaking out with wet hands.
We see the shoot. Roz looks great. She shows off a little too much. Hoo hah showing!
Wrap party
Roz looks as fake as Angelina Jolie, my best friend Lyds says. Fully botoxed at 28. Imagine. How can she even smile? Evidently she's attractive - and not just to Jake, we're going to find out.
Gia is stunning. My favorite. Ash wraps herself around him in the pool like a boa.
Christina for me is ugly. And shes desperate. Doesn't look at him when she talks to him. Ohhh Jake says she's had too much to drink. Way to impress a date, Chris!
Roz wants to make an impression, she says as she takes him to the roof. He tells her she's the pro at photos. They do a lip lock. He says she's mysterious and out of his comfort zone. He grabs the rose! Chris is in drunken tears.
Then he presents roz with the rose. Roz, rose. Goes together. Or does it? Did anybody notice she looked like crap in the group shot, or is it just Lyds and me?
Now we have, Allie come fly. Ally is the sky with diamonds?
Funny, but Jake said "I'm so glad it's Ally." Hey, didn't he pick her? Or could it be... the producers pick these dates? Who would have guessed? Snark! They take off on a bike, her in her yellow dress.
Jake says he has a huge surprise for Ally. Not the diamonds? She's bitching about the small plane. She doesn't like small spaces. He totally checks out the plane, even climbing on the wings. She's not so enthusiastic. Lyds is calling her Little Miss Sunshine, roflol. I'm thinking she's pretty brave, to have been so scared about that plane. You'd think he'd look into who was scared to fly before he chose a one on one, but that could just be me SNARK!
Lyds is making predictions. Ally is the new Bachelorette, and Gia will be a spokesperson on a "hip and trendy" What's Hot and What's Not show. And for one of mine: Chris does a spot for Alcoholics Anon! SNARK
Ali tells Jake she has a list of J's, and he's the last one in a long line. She even says the names LOL! Poor Jake.
Jake liplocks Ali, and this time HE goes for it. He's into her. And then - Chicago! One of my favorite bands for sure. Lucky them. They have one hell of an ending kiss, and the date is over.
Then we have a teaser for the Roz scandal. Wonder how Jake is gonna feel about that? He DID give her a rose.
Onto the next date. A park to themselves.
Meanwhile, Michelle didn't get a date, so.... she's packing. Other girls saying give him a chance. Meanwhie, she's packing.
Elizabeth has written him a note. Cheezy, to be sure. Along this amazing journey? Did she HAVE to say that? And she tells him if he's going to kiss her, ONLY her. Don't kiss me unless you only are going to kiss me. Jake says I can do that.
Vienna tells him a secret. She was engaged. And she doesn't get to finish, when another girl breaks in.
He gives Kissless Elizabeth the rose. I don't like ole Liz. We'll see how far she gets.
At the cocktail party, Michelle is crying AGAIN. And she wonders why she didn't get a date? The new spokesperson for Puffs, and the latest bipolar drug, Lyds says. ROFLOL SNARK!
And now the Rox affair. We don't get to hear much of what she says. It just happens, is it. Then, it's pack your bags. We don't know really what happened. Yes, they fired the staffer. But what happened? It isn't right that we don't know more of what Roz said, her side of the story. And we probably never will, as Lyds says, because she's under contract.
Poor bastard Jake. Yay he got rid of Christina. Man does have some taste.
OK now who leaves next week? And what is the reason? I'll have my ear to my sources for sure.
Reading the forum, KathieA has a point: Nobody died, get the fuck over it. Kayla08 said what I'm thinking. All those girls and they didn't notice THAT going on? How clueless are they? Bet if I'd been there, I'd have known.
Personally, I'd like to hear Roz's and the producer's side to all this. Was there even a relationship? Who knows?
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