January 4th about Lynn and the cat (and his balls - Lynn's, not the cats)

Jokers

We are coming up on a new Bachelor season. Going to add all kinds of things. Perhaps forums for each Bach'ette. A new forum for graphics that can be picked apart. Remember the wart? HEHHEHE We picked that picture apart for months.

If any of you have any ideas on what we can add, please let me know here or on Jokers. We want to be THE best resource for Bachelor on the web.

Sniglet from Book

I was dating this guy named Lynn. Lynn had bright hair, cool blue eyes, and a kitten named the Cathead.

We'd been seeing each other for about a month, when we went out to dinner and came home fairly horny. This was a usual state of affairs for us. We couldn't keep our hands off each other.

He lived over a garage, and his bedroom was a loft. You had to bend over double to walk up there. Of course, we weren't up there for the walkin' :)

We got naked. He was on his knees (bent over of course) and he entered me in one long, fell swoop. I sighed and arched upward. He leaned over me, and the Cathead saw something dangling in the light.

He sank his claws directly into Lynn's balls. Lynn reared up and about knocked himself out on the ceiling. Me?

Dying laughing. Sorry guys, I know this hurts to read, but I could NOT stop laughing. That cat dangled there for a second or two, before Lynn swiped him off.

Lynn has the scars, the cat got a swat, and me? I have the best memory of a night where I couldn't stop laughing.