The cowboys are smart enough to hit a travel agency and get tickets to Germany, first thing. The hats are doing their thing :)
The gay team and one other team misses the train by seconds in Germany. The cops and the cowboys, who had sort of teamed up, make it to Hamburg first. It's dark, it's night.
There is an Intersection. Teams must join with another team to complete the next challenge. The Hats rip into the clue. They call to the Cops, who are wandering around. Teams must go to Hamburg Harbor to complete a 150 foot bungee. Joe and Heidi, Steve and Allie work together. Heidi says they come from a good family. Team Dummy gets set up, and Jordan will do the actual jump. They promptly get on the wrong train, and have to turn around.
Then they're off to the statue of Kaiser Wilhelm for the next clue. Much screaming happening in the bungee, by the way. Dan was WONDERFUL with Brandy. What a wonderful man. She was totally terrified.
I think with these teams pairing up they could be a force to look out for.
Soccer or Sauerkraut is the clue. In Soccer, they have to kick and hit 5 goals. In Sauerkraut, as a band plays, they have to eat a whole plate of the crap before the song ends. If they don't finish, they have to start all over again. I hate the stuff. Wouldn't choose THAT one.
The Cops totally jammed down the Sauerkraut. Didn't leave a piece of it, and finished well before the song ended. EWWWWWWWWW nasty stuff lmao. Don't know HOW they ate it. Ever have the canned stuff? I did, my mom loved it. NASTY lol.
Next is the Haifish Bar. They have to drink a bunch of beer here, to get a clue from the barmaid. The cops are SLUGGING down the beer. One of them says "Nasty. I don't drink beer." I feel his pain. I only ever take a sip if I'm really thirsty.
Joe and Heidi are going to do the soccer. Clothes are all laid out for them. They're not doing a good job. His knee is killing him from the bungee. Reckon he should have thought of that BEFORE picking this particular challenge? Might have to start calling THEM the dummies, after tonight.
Team Dummy goes for sauerkraut, and I feel bad things are in store for them. Steve and Allie kick their goals, and are off for the bar. Joe still can't kick the ball up in the air, with his bad knee. They decide to switch and go eat sauerkraut, after wasting a hell of a lot of time. Jet/Cord and the Hats show up to do some kicking.
The hats aren't kicking badly at all, whilst Team Dummy is in a taxi, hoping they're going the right way. The cops are burping and chugging, on top of all that sauerkraut. Can you say barf scene coming?
The cops finish the beer, and are off to Beatles Platz, where they have to run through the red light district looking for a tiny bar where the Beatles played. Place looks like a maze, too. Cops should have this one. Oh, and this is the pitstop.
The gay couple chooses the Sauerkraut, and they're off in a taxi (with an execrable German accent.) Meanwhile, Team Dummy is in the middle of nowhere, still in the taxi, which is bullshitting them and telling them he isn't lost. LOL Jordan says they should have done soccer. Jeff says we'd have wound up in Switzerland. The taxi has a GPS which really ain't working for them. Putting them badly behind...
The cops hit the pitstop. They won 5 grand each. Delighted now.
Steve hits the beer. Allie says how delighted he was with the challenge. The hats are still kicking. They score. Steve also does the beer, delighted. Joe and Heidi show up at sauerkraut. She says they eat it at tailgaiting. They know the hats are behind them. They inhale it well. Still Team Dummy is in middle of nowhere. Stupid cab. Poor J/J. Team Gay is slamming down sauerkraut. One of them is eating piece by piece. She says something about gag reflex rofl.
Dan and Jordan do the soccer, not badly. Team gay finishes the kraut. Off to the bar they go, happily. One of the hats has never drunk a beer in his life. This bodes well, roflol. Joe and Heidi finish the beer whilst the hats are suffering. Team Dummy has found a hamburger joint that does NOT look right. But it is. And that awful song starts, and they start eating. Team Dummy can't finish the kraut, so they're off to kick balls. Caite does a kick, and is in pain in her thighs. She's in tears. Been playing soccer forever and can't even kick.
The hats and Jet and Cord finish their beer, and so does Team Gay. Burping loudly. The hats hit the red light district and say "We're no longer in the Bible belt." ROFL Good one. Team Dummy is now kicking. They're not doing so well. Others are chugging beer. And doing better. Carol and Brandy are team 5. Looking bad for the Team Dummy :( My favorite team better NOT get eliminated.
Brent, the obligatory barf scene. Team dummy burping up sauerkraut. Team dummy finishes their beer, but they'd better hope this is a non elimination round. Brent and Caite think they've lost, but that's up for the Dummies :( NON ELIM LEG!!!!!!!!!!!
They have to face a speed bump, they're told. Not what it is. But it should be good.
On to the previews. Teams play World War 1 games. One team gets U turned, and I hear Jeff say "This is ridiculous." They better NOT U turn my Dummies lol
Aaron adds: Hopefully I will have more to add about this season of TAR next week. I am just having a hard time finding a team that stands out for me to really root for. I am just not seeing personalities like I did in seasons past. That and Jeff and Jordan get little air time.
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Friday, March 5, 2010
March 5 - On writing
I submitted my novel to 5 editors. You pay an editor (dearly) to edit your work.
One of them, the one I wanted the MOST, rejected my work. :( He said I needed much work on POV: I evidently am using both third person limited AND third person omniscient, dropping in and out of each.
He also said the novel is not set into scenes with starts, middles, and ends (and characters somehow changing during those scenes.)
He could have just taken my money and done an edit.
Being he didn't, I just ordered a shitload of books on structure from Amazon, and am taking two more online classes to workshop the novel.
So Hunger won't see the light of day as soon as I had hoped. But, after much work, I'm sending it right back to this guy :)
Keep your fingers crossed that I can use 3rd person omniscient as well as I need to, and that I can fix the structure problems.
For now, back to the drawing board.
One of them, the one I wanted the MOST, rejected my work. :( He said I needed much work on POV: I evidently am using both third person limited AND third person omniscient, dropping in and out of each.
He also said the novel is not set into scenes with starts, middles, and ends (and characters somehow changing during those scenes.)
He could have just taken my money and done an edit.
Being he didn't, I just ordered a shitload of books on structure from Amazon, and am taking two more online classes to workshop the novel.
So Hunger won't see the light of day as soon as I had hoped. But, after much work, I'm sending it right back to this guy :)
Keep your fingers crossed that I can use 3rd person omniscient as well as I need to, and that I can fix the structure problems.
For now, back to the drawing board.
Thursday, March 4, 2010
March 4: Survivor Rockin Balls
Coach is upset because Sandra called him out in Tribal. He's sensitive, he says. Oh yeah, like that's obvious. He's usually oblivious to what anyone else thinks, LOL
Jesus, Coach is in tears. Whatever next? No you're not a bad person, you're just NUTS lmao! He gets told not to wear feathers in his hair, and to keep his mouth shut. No more stories. Yeah, THAT will work for Coach. Tyson consoles him, then says they need Coach in the game for his strength. Tyson tells the rest of the tribe how upset Coach was, and that he was thinking about going home. Sobbing, he told them.
From Aaron: Welcome to the tears of fame..... Lordy
Coach talks to Rob. He tells him he feels he's on the outside. Rob says "You're not on the outside," then he gives him that manly fist. Coach says "I'm different from other people... last of the Mohicans... King Arthur, a legend." A legend in his own mind, hell yeah. Then he does his Tai Chi and says in the next challenge he's going to be quite the warrior. He DOES well in challenges, credit where credit's due.
From Aaron: Hello Coach. The nurse is here with your meds.
The Heroes get tree mail, and the beloved catalog. It's a bunch of stuff from Sears. They pick cooking gear and fishing gear, from what I could see. What, they didn't choose that hot white couch? And it's off to the challenge they all go, after a word from Amanda that she doesn't want to see them lose momentum. As long as there aren't any puzzles, the Heroes will do fine ;)
From Aaron: You can't have a white sofa when you have pets (Rupert).
And there are no puzzles. This is collect the balls from a slip and slide, and throw them in a basket. Not a tough challenge. I'd say the Heroes should polish this one right off. Halfway through the challenge, I'm proved wrong. The villains have the heroes 3-1. Not looking great for the good guys. They're all shitty shots, from what I can see. But then - the heroes catch up, on a shot from Rupert. Now they're tied, 3 to 3. Playing to 4. and the villains win from Tyson's shot. They got stuff, tarps and tools, to make a better shelter. Now the poor badguys won't sleep in the rain. What they put up looks like a tent too small for all their people, but what do I know?
From Aaron: And Colby likes to play baseball? wtf!
To Russell's horror, he finds the note about the immunity idol. But everyone ELSE saw that note, due to him dropping it. Will he find the idol easily, I wonder? All of them for sure will be searching for it. Do they all know how easily Russell found idols in the past? I don't think so. The Villains make a pact that whoever finds the Idol is gone. All or none type of thing. Like that has worked in the past. Many ways around it. And Russell will find them all, bless him. Idols and ways.
Now it gets funny. Russell is evidently off to search for the idol. He tells the villains he's going for a walk. Rob tells Sandra to follow him. Sandra is stumbling around, "Is that him over there?" And Russell is in the jungle, digging near a tree. Sandra spots him, reports back to the tribe that "Russell sealed his own fate." Rob agrees, that's what they've said. Looks bad for my Russell. HAHAHAHHA Rob calls Russell "A hobbit on crack." Say what you will about Rob, he's funnier than shit!
From Aaron: If Russel Finds out about this he will punch Rob in the knee.
For me, they're all a bunch of dummies. What I would do, if I thought Russell had that idol, would be to go through his stuff and STEAL it. Nothing in the rules says it can't be stolen. And no one would know you had it, either.
From Aaron: I think they are onto him. He is not getting he is dealing with seasoned players,
I agree, Aaron. He thinks they're all dummies. He's in for one hell of a shock, methinks, when they blindside his ass. Which they WILL, unless he finds that idol.
At the heroes tribe, they only NOW find the paper in their coffee. Telling them about the idol. The entire hero tribe takes off to look for it, individually. Tom manages to find it, and he feels he and Colby are outside the tribe, so this is a great thing for them. He sneaks it into his sock and keeps on looking. Others are looking in the exact same place.
Amanda saw Tom put it into his sock and go behind a tree. I'd go right behind him and steal it. Will she think of it? Tom is aware she saw him. So he's going to try and use it to put him and Colby into the JT alliance.
From Aaron: I was glad Tom won this. For the most part the Heroes are acting worse than the Villains.
I agree, Aaron. Heroes are acting like babies roflol
And it's time for the IC. This is the person inside a giant ball one. And the villains barely won, but they did win.
From Aaron: It really was down to the wire, but Rob is the master at puzzles.
Cirie says get rid of Tom or Colby. Strong ones have to go for her team. Candace, talking to Cirie, says split the votes between Tom and Colby. Tom plays the idol, Colby goes home. Sounds bad for my two favs. JT on the other hand wants Tom and the idol in an alliance. This should work well for Tom. Dunno about Colby. JT does NOT trust Candace.
Tom approaches Amanda and JT. Amanda sort of trusts Tom. Tom offers the idol to them. Take it and RUN, JT. I've always loved JT :) That new alliance decides Candace needs to go. Why not Cirie? She plays a better game, but she's always overlooked. I love her too. Here's hoping she stays in for a LONG time. (I should learn. EVERY time I say that. EVERY single time...)
Amanda goes right to Cirie, who freaks out when she hears about Candace. Cirie admits in an interview that Amanda isn't very bright. Hey, ya think? hehehheh As Cirie goes off to her small group, JT, unnoticed, is standing nearby. Hearing every word. JT tells Tom it ain't looking good for him right now, that Cirie is talking Amanda out of it. It's getting dark. There isn't a lot of time left for my Tom.
Last minute plan. Three votes for Cirie (Oh no!!) and 3 for Tom, who plays the idol and Cirie leaves. This isn't looking good for my girl, but she did fuck up. Should have let Candace GO in peace. JT listens to the plan and realizes he has a big decision to make. If Cirie sticks, she'll go after him sooner or later. He's right, she sure as hell will. And as much as I like Cirie, I like JT a whole hell of a lot more, I guess the idea is write Colby's name down, not Tom's. JT tells us that. So it's up to JT now, whether to play his heart (Tom) or go with the flow (Vote Colby.)
Jeff talks about alliances voting strong people out. If I didn't know better, I'd think he was trying to save his dear friend Colby. But I know better, right?
Jeff goes OFF on Rupert, for his philosophy of just keeping his word to his alliance to vote out a strong person. I don't recall Jeff ever getting this heated. He really DOES care about Colby, for true and for real.
Jeff asks Cirie if she's worried. She says yes, but others say she isn't. Colby says it will take a bold move to save me tonight. The suspense builds... And it's time to vote.
Tom plays the idol. JT should have told him about Colby. But to my amazement, people vote Tom 3 times. Now Colby has 2. Cirie has 2 votes. Cirie is voted out. YESSSSSSSS I'm happy about that, even though I love her. I love Tom/Colby more. I believe Probst's speech had its affect. He says this was the first blindside. I can't wait for the preview.
From Aaron: This is an example of an alliance with the worst communication ever. Can you hear me now????
Loud and clear. ROFLOL
Candace wants to work with Tom and Colby. Russell is still after the idol (can't believe he didn't find it.) All he has to do is find it, then KEEP ON LOOKING. Think he's wily enough to do that? I do. Someone else gets hurt. Finally Cirie says she couldn't play JT's game, she may have stepped on his toes. Ya think? ROFLOL
From Aaron: I hope Candace follows through on what we saw in the preview.
And, with that, it's the end of Cirie.
Jesus, Coach is in tears. Whatever next? No you're not a bad person, you're just NUTS lmao! He gets told not to wear feathers in his hair, and to keep his mouth shut. No more stories. Yeah, THAT will work for Coach. Tyson consoles him, then says they need Coach in the game for his strength. Tyson tells the rest of the tribe how upset Coach was, and that he was thinking about going home. Sobbing, he told them.
From Aaron: Welcome to the tears of fame..... Lordy
Coach talks to Rob. He tells him he feels he's on the outside. Rob says "You're not on the outside," then he gives him that manly fist. Coach says "I'm different from other people... last of the Mohicans... King Arthur, a legend." A legend in his own mind, hell yeah. Then he does his Tai Chi and says in the next challenge he's going to be quite the warrior. He DOES well in challenges, credit where credit's due.
From Aaron: Hello Coach. The nurse is here with your meds.
The Heroes get tree mail, and the beloved catalog. It's a bunch of stuff from Sears. They pick cooking gear and fishing gear, from what I could see. What, they didn't choose that hot white couch? And it's off to the challenge they all go, after a word from Amanda that she doesn't want to see them lose momentum. As long as there aren't any puzzles, the Heroes will do fine ;)
From Aaron: You can't have a white sofa when you have pets (Rupert).
And there are no puzzles. This is collect the balls from a slip and slide, and throw them in a basket. Not a tough challenge. I'd say the Heroes should polish this one right off. Halfway through the challenge, I'm proved wrong. The villains have the heroes 3-1. Not looking great for the good guys. They're all shitty shots, from what I can see. But then - the heroes catch up, on a shot from Rupert. Now they're tied, 3 to 3. Playing to 4. and the villains win from Tyson's shot. They got stuff, tarps and tools, to make a better shelter. Now the poor badguys won't sleep in the rain. What they put up looks like a tent too small for all their people, but what do I know?
From Aaron: And Colby likes to play baseball? wtf!
To Russell's horror, he finds the note about the immunity idol. But everyone ELSE saw that note, due to him dropping it. Will he find the idol easily, I wonder? All of them for sure will be searching for it. Do they all know how easily Russell found idols in the past? I don't think so. The Villains make a pact that whoever finds the Idol is gone. All or none type of thing. Like that has worked in the past. Many ways around it. And Russell will find them all, bless him. Idols and ways.
Now it gets funny. Russell is evidently off to search for the idol. He tells the villains he's going for a walk. Rob tells Sandra to follow him. Sandra is stumbling around, "Is that him over there?" And Russell is in the jungle, digging near a tree. Sandra spots him, reports back to the tribe that "Russell sealed his own fate." Rob agrees, that's what they've said. Looks bad for my Russell. HAHAHAHHA Rob calls Russell "A hobbit on crack." Say what you will about Rob, he's funnier than shit!
From Aaron: If Russel Finds out about this he will punch Rob in the knee.
For me, they're all a bunch of dummies. What I would do, if I thought Russell had that idol, would be to go through his stuff and STEAL it. Nothing in the rules says it can't be stolen. And no one would know you had it, either.
From Aaron: I think they are onto him. He is not getting he is dealing with seasoned players,
I agree, Aaron. He thinks they're all dummies. He's in for one hell of a shock, methinks, when they blindside his ass. Which they WILL, unless he finds that idol.
At the heroes tribe, they only NOW find the paper in their coffee. Telling them about the idol. The entire hero tribe takes off to look for it, individually. Tom manages to find it, and he feels he and Colby are outside the tribe, so this is a great thing for them. He sneaks it into his sock and keeps on looking. Others are looking in the exact same place.
Amanda saw Tom put it into his sock and go behind a tree. I'd go right behind him and steal it. Will she think of it? Tom is aware she saw him. So he's going to try and use it to put him and Colby into the JT alliance.
From Aaron: I was glad Tom won this. For the most part the Heroes are acting worse than the Villains.
I agree, Aaron. Heroes are acting like babies roflol
And it's time for the IC. This is the person inside a giant ball one. And the villains barely won, but they did win.
From Aaron: It really was down to the wire, but Rob is the master at puzzles.
Cirie says get rid of Tom or Colby. Strong ones have to go for her team. Candace, talking to Cirie, says split the votes between Tom and Colby. Tom plays the idol, Colby goes home. Sounds bad for my two favs. JT on the other hand wants Tom and the idol in an alliance. This should work well for Tom. Dunno about Colby. JT does NOT trust Candace.
Tom approaches Amanda and JT. Amanda sort of trusts Tom. Tom offers the idol to them. Take it and RUN, JT. I've always loved JT :) That new alliance decides Candace needs to go. Why not Cirie? She plays a better game, but she's always overlooked. I love her too. Here's hoping she stays in for a LONG time. (I should learn. EVERY time I say that. EVERY single time...)
Amanda goes right to Cirie, who freaks out when she hears about Candace. Cirie admits in an interview that Amanda isn't very bright. Hey, ya think? hehehheh As Cirie goes off to her small group, JT, unnoticed, is standing nearby. Hearing every word. JT tells Tom it ain't looking good for him right now, that Cirie is talking Amanda out of it. It's getting dark. There isn't a lot of time left for my Tom.
Last minute plan. Three votes for Cirie (Oh no!!) and 3 for Tom, who plays the idol and Cirie leaves. This isn't looking good for my girl, but she did fuck up. Should have let Candace GO in peace. JT listens to the plan and realizes he has a big decision to make. If Cirie sticks, she'll go after him sooner or later. He's right, she sure as hell will. And as much as I like Cirie, I like JT a whole hell of a lot more, I guess the idea is write Colby's name down, not Tom's. JT tells us that. So it's up to JT now, whether to play his heart (Tom) or go with the flow (Vote Colby.)
Jeff talks about alliances voting strong people out. If I didn't know better, I'd think he was trying to save his dear friend Colby. But I know better, right?
Jeff goes OFF on Rupert, for his philosophy of just keeping his word to his alliance to vote out a strong person. I don't recall Jeff ever getting this heated. He really DOES care about Colby, for true and for real.
Jeff asks Cirie if she's worried. She says yes, but others say she isn't. Colby says it will take a bold move to save me tonight. The suspense builds... And it's time to vote.
Tom plays the idol. JT should have told him about Colby. But to my amazement, people vote Tom 3 times. Now Colby has 2. Cirie has 2 votes. Cirie is voted out. YESSSSSSSS I'm happy about that, even though I love her. I love Tom/Colby more. I believe Probst's speech had its affect. He says this was the first blindside. I can't wait for the preview.
From Aaron: This is an example of an alliance with the worst communication ever. Can you hear me now????
Loud and clear. ROFLOL
Candace wants to work with Tom and Colby. Russell is still after the idol (can't believe he didn't find it.) All he has to do is find it, then KEEP ON LOOKING. Think he's wily enough to do that? I do. Someone else gets hurt. Finally Cirie says she couldn't play JT's game, she may have stepped on his toes. Ya think? ROFLOL
From Aaron: I hope Candace follows through on what we saw in the preview.
And, with that, it's the end of Cirie.
March 4: TAR horses ep
TaR
Granny eliminated. Sigh. Cowboys in first. Well done for them. I live in Nashville - folks still wear hats here, so I think nothing of it. Hey, and they were in first place, which ain't easy.
Still in Chili, the Cowboys leave first. 11 PM or so they leave, for a bus to Argentina. Then to an old saloon where Butch Cassidy and the Sundance kid hid out here. They must find the Gnome in the wall gang, and play a game of 5 card stud against a Travelocity gnome.
Brent and Katie, Katie is ralphing. Now his belly is hurting. He's taking them to the hospital. The other teams are heading for the bus, whilst Brent and Katie hit the ER. Team Dummy takes off, Katie still in hospital, worried they'll lose their bus. Finally they leave the hospital. Meanwhile the cops hit the computer for the address to the old saloon.
All teams are travelling to Beriloche Argentina, on two buses. Even sick Brent and Katie made it. Everyone is following the cowboys, who smartly asked in a bar where to go. They pull off the road and pretend to read a map, so all will pass them. The Wily Hats will not be outdone.
Joe and Heidi and the Wily Cowboys are playing 5 card stud against the gnome. Heidi gets the gnome, they win. The gay couple wins. The cowboys are saying the gnome has a poker face.
The roadblock is steer roping. Teams choose a roping station, they watch a demo. Then they rope a steer head with a clue, drag it to them. Meanwhile the cowboys, behind now, finally get their gnome.
Everybody is roping, and no one is succeeding, even the Cowboys. Then the cowboy shoots, he SCORES. Now he must drive to cliffs over a river, and search for the next clue. Carol succeeds next.
The cowboys make it to the detour: Horse Sense or Horse Power. In Horse Sense, teams use coordinates they pace off to find a bag of stolen money buried in the ground. The coordinates on the bag have to match those on their sheet, they deliver it to a bandit, and get their next clue.
Horse power, polo field. Moving a practice pony down the hill to make goals. The horse is fake, you have to haul it along, then mount and shoot. The cowboys manage, and are given the clue to the pitstop, a huge ranch.
Team Gay ladies are having arguments about the pacing and the shovel, so they decide to do the horses. Team Dummy selected the pacing too. They found the wrong bag. They didn't read the part where it has to match the coordinates on the paper. Wooops! They find yet another bag, but do they do the horses? Not yet lol.
Team Dummy finally succeeds, and the bandit takes off with the money. The cowboys are in first, win a 10 day trip for two to Patagonia. Oops I lied. Team Dummy still hasn't scored. The cops gave them the clue. The teams pulling the horses ain't doing it better. 9 shots and you have to start over. Loads of teams are still there, including those who gave up on the coordinate hunt.
JJ is team #5. She tells Phil she can't read his face, that it's blank. Whereupon he makes a frowny face LOL
The moms are doing terrible at the horses. Started over countless times, so they swapped to the coordinates. Brent and Katie, sick at they are, are in 7th place. Monique and Shawn got eliminated. No more moms. They went out with style though.
Previews. Hamburg Germany. Someone spills a drink in a bar, and teams are terrified at some kind of lift.
From Aaron: Ette. I missed this ep. I was busy packing the trunk if you catch my meaning. :)
Granny eliminated. Sigh. Cowboys in first. Well done for them. I live in Nashville - folks still wear hats here, so I think nothing of it. Hey, and they were in first place, which ain't easy.
Still in Chili, the Cowboys leave first. 11 PM or so they leave, for a bus to Argentina. Then to an old saloon where Butch Cassidy and the Sundance kid hid out here. They must find the Gnome in the wall gang, and play a game of 5 card stud against a Travelocity gnome.
Brent and Katie, Katie is ralphing. Now his belly is hurting. He's taking them to the hospital. The other teams are heading for the bus, whilst Brent and Katie hit the ER. Team Dummy takes off, Katie still in hospital, worried they'll lose their bus. Finally they leave the hospital. Meanwhile the cops hit the computer for the address to the old saloon.
All teams are travelling to Beriloche Argentina, on two buses. Even sick Brent and Katie made it. Everyone is following the cowboys, who smartly asked in a bar where to go. They pull off the road and pretend to read a map, so all will pass them. The Wily Hats will not be outdone.
Joe and Heidi and the Wily Cowboys are playing 5 card stud against the gnome. Heidi gets the gnome, they win. The gay couple wins. The cowboys are saying the gnome has a poker face.
The roadblock is steer roping. Teams choose a roping station, they watch a demo. Then they rope a steer head with a clue, drag it to them. Meanwhile the cowboys, behind now, finally get their gnome.
Everybody is roping, and no one is succeeding, even the Cowboys. Then the cowboy shoots, he SCORES. Now he must drive to cliffs over a river, and search for the next clue. Carol succeeds next.
The cowboys make it to the detour: Horse Sense or Horse Power. In Horse Sense, teams use coordinates they pace off to find a bag of stolen money buried in the ground. The coordinates on the bag have to match those on their sheet, they deliver it to a bandit, and get their next clue.
Horse power, polo field. Moving a practice pony down the hill to make goals. The horse is fake, you have to haul it along, then mount and shoot. The cowboys manage, and are given the clue to the pitstop, a huge ranch.
Team Gay ladies are having arguments about the pacing and the shovel, so they decide to do the horses. Team Dummy selected the pacing too. They found the wrong bag. They didn't read the part where it has to match the coordinates on the paper. Wooops! They find yet another bag, but do they do the horses? Not yet lol.
Team Dummy finally succeeds, and the bandit takes off with the money. The cowboys are in first, win a 10 day trip for two to Patagonia. Oops I lied. Team Dummy still hasn't scored. The cops gave them the clue. The teams pulling the horses ain't doing it better. 9 shots and you have to start over. Loads of teams are still there, including those who gave up on the coordinate hunt.
JJ is team #5. She tells Phil she can't read his face, that it's blank. Whereupon he makes a frowny face LOL
The moms are doing terrible at the horses. Started over countless times, so they swapped to the coordinates. Brent and Katie, sick at they are, are in 7th place. Monique and Shawn got eliminated. No more moms. They went out with style though.
Previews. Hamburg Germany. Someone spills a drink in a bar, and teams are terrified at some kind of lift.
From Aaron: Ette. I missed this ep. I was busy packing the trunk if you catch my meaning. :)
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