The cowboys are smart enough to hit a travel agency and get tickets to Germany, first thing. The hats are doing their thing :)
The gay team and one other team misses the train by seconds in Germany. The cops and the cowboys, who had sort of teamed up, make it to Hamburg first. It's dark, it's night.
There is an Intersection. Teams must join with another team to complete the next challenge. The Hats rip into the clue. They call to the Cops, who are wandering around. Teams must go to Hamburg Harbor to complete a 150 foot bungee. Joe and Heidi, Steve and Allie work together. Heidi says they come from a good family. Team Dummy gets set up, and Jordan will do the actual jump. They promptly get on the wrong train, and have to turn around.
Then they're off to the statue of Kaiser Wilhelm for the next clue. Much screaming happening in the bungee, by the way. Dan was WONDERFUL with Brandy. What a wonderful man. She was totally terrified.
I think with these teams pairing up they could be a force to look out for.
Soccer or Sauerkraut is the clue. In Soccer, they have to kick and hit 5 goals. In Sauerkraut, as a band plays, they have to eat a whole plate of the crap before the song ends. If they don't finish, they have to start all over again. I hate the stuff. Wouldn't choose THAT one.
The Cops totally jammed down the Sauerkraut. Didn't leave a piece of it, and finished well before the song ended. EWWWWWWWWW nasty stuff lmao. Don't know HOW they ate it. Ever have the canned stuff? I did, my mom loved it. NASTY lol.
Next is the Haifish Bar. They have to drink a bunch of beer here, to get a clue from the barmaid. The cops are SLUGGING down the beer. One of them says "Nasty. I don't drink beer." I feel his pain. I only ever take a sip if I'm really thirsty.
Joe and Heidi are going to do the soccer. Clothes are all laid out for them. They're not doing a good job. His knee is killing him from the bungee. Reckon he should have thought of that BEFORE picking this particular challenge? Might have to start calling THEM the dummies, after tonight.
Team Dummy goes for sauerkraut, and I feel bad things are in store for them. Steve and Allie kick their goals, and are off for the bar. Joe still can't kick the ball up in the air, with his bad knee. They decide to switch and go eat sauerkraut, after wasting a hell of a lot of time. Jet/Cord and the Hats show up to do some kicking.
The hats aren't kicking badly at all, whilst Team Dummy is in a taxi, hoping they're going the right way. The cops are burping and chugging, on top of all that sauerkraut. Can you say barf scene coming?
The cops finish the beer, and are off to Beatles Platz, where they have to run through the red light district looking for a tiny bar where the Beatles played. Place looks like a maze, too. Cops should have this one. Oh, and this is the pitstop.
The gay couple chooses the Sauerkraut, and they're off in a taxi (with an execrable German accent.) Meanwhile, Team Dummy is in the middle of nowhere, still in the taxi, which is bullshitting them and telling them he isn't lost. LOL Jordan says they should have done soccer. Jeff says we'd have wound up in Switzerland. The taxi has a GPS which really ain't working for them. Putting them badly behind...
The cops hit the pitstop. They won 5 grand each. Delighted now.
Steve hits the beer. Allie says how delighted he was with the challenge. The hats are still kicking. They score. Steve also does the beer, delighted. Joe and Heidi show up at sauerkraut. She says they eat it at tailgaiting. They know the hats are behind them. They inhale it well. Still Team Dummy is in middle of nowhere. Stupid cab. Poor J/J. Team Gay is slamming down sauerkraut. One of them is eating piece by piece. She says something about gag reflex rofl.
Dan and Jordan do the soccer, not badly. Team gay finishes the kraut. Off to the bar they go, happily. One of the hats has never drunk a beer in his life. This bodes well, roflol. Joe and Heidi finish the beer whilst the hats are suffering. Team Dummy has found a hamburger joint that does NOT look right. But it is. And that awful song starts, and they start eating. Team Dummy can't finish the kraut, so they're off to kick balls. Caite does a kick, and is in pain in her thighs. She's in tears. Been playing soccer forever and can't even kick.
The hats and Jet and Cord finish their beer, and so does Team Gay. Burping loudly. The hats hit the red light district and say "We're no longer in the Bible belt." ROFL Good one. Team Dummy is now kicking. They're not doing so well. Others are chugging beer. And doing better. Carol and Brandy are team 5. Looking bad for the Team Dummy :( My favorite team better NOT get eliminated.
Brent, the obligatory barf scene. Team dummy burping up sauerkraut. Team dummy finishes their beer, but they'd better hope this is a non elimination round. Brent and Caite think they've lost, but that's up for the Dummies :( NON ELIM LEG!!!!!!!!!!!
They have to face a speed bump, they're told. Not what it is. But it should be good.
On to the previews. Teams play World War 1 games. One team gets U turned, and I hear Jeff say "This is ridiculous." They better NOT U turn my Dummies lol
Aaron adds: Hopefully I will have more to add about this season of TAR next week. I am just having a hard time finding a team that stands out for me to really root for. I am just not seeing personalities like I did in seasons past. That and Jeff and Jordan get little air time.
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