He is just so very cute. He takes good care of her... except when he made her lean over to kiss him. A manly man woulda leaned over to kiss her. STRIKE 1!
Meanwhile, adorable Chris L finally gets a date. A group date. "Come rock my world." Something to do with a band, I'd have to say. Not the most romantic of dates...
Kasey doesn't get to go. He is upset because it has to do with music and he can't show her his voice. Guys, listen up. If you have a speaking voice as bad as Kasey's, the last damn thing you want to do is sing to her. Bet she guessed THAT one, LOL!
I know this is a shocker, but Roberto gets the rose. Big surprise. The next scenes look like a lot of smooching in a music video. More romantic than I thought.
So the Weatherman discovers he has to, mind you, HAS to kiss Ally in a scene. Bless his little heart, he's nervous. Excitement I'd understand, but he's nervous to kiss her? Give me a break. Beginning to think ole Craig had a point.
Chris L finally tells her about his mom. Major awww scene, except the way it was shot, they were LAUGHING while he was telling her. Bizarre. Did you guys notice that?
Weatherman tries to hook up with her, and she's rescued by someone. Weatherman, after your sour performance, tears and all, during the music video - I bet, somehow, you don't get this group date rose. Or any OTHER rose, lmao! What is she thinking, if she gives this dud a rose? On top of everything else, he's damned SHORT. And I mean SHORT.
Back at the ranch, Hunter learns he has the one on one. Dunno about you, but he's some more weird looking. Looks like he was pasted together out of a few different dudes. (Now I'll learn he was in a car wreck, and had massive face surgery done. Guilt, much?)
Kirk goes for another kiss in the hot tub. "What we had, felt real. What was real, we had." Or something like that. She puts up with the kiss, but I don't think she's into it. He sure is a cutie though. She says she likes his energy, he makes her feel safe.
Meanwhile, methinks Weatherman is in tears again ROFL
Big shock, Kirk gets the rose. Maybe she got into it, once it started. At the beginning of that kiss, she wasn't feelin it.
Justin crutches his way to Ali's place. SPOILER in this next paragraph, skip two paras if you don't want a spoiler.
Man I'd think he was into her, if I didn't know better. What a perfect SHIT this dude is. He's slicker than snail snot on a doorknob, too. I'd totally believe that act if it weren't for Reality Steve.
Hunter got screwed on the dates. He gets to go to Ali's place and dine in. After all these exotic dates... roflol poor Pasto! Uh oh. Ali just said "Something's off." That means, to me, Pasto is off into the wild blue yonder at the end of this date. (and no, I don't remember what RS said about this date!) They sure don't look like they have a connection, but I didn't think Kirk had one either, and HE got a rose.
Back at the ranch, Justin is BSing the boys. They buy it, I bet. After all, he IS slick. Hell, I'd buy it.
Ali is giving the ditch speech, I do believe. She tells Hunter he's amazing, but no rose. Yep, that's what I thought. Good for Ali. He's a dud.
The next section, the guys find out that Justin hopped to Ali's place. They better NOT be upset, just because they were too damn dumb to have thought of it.
At the cocktail party, Justin just keeps gettin slicker. How he pulls all this off, I dunno. He should get an Emmy for this, he really should. Acting, here comes Justin. Hell, why not? He looks great, lies like a dog. What else does he need? LOLOL
Steve *Who is he, anyway? gets points for the picnic, but loses them all when he can't open the damn champagne. Even =I= could do that, and I'm a world-renowned putz.
Meanwhile, Ty has nailed Justin. Good for Ty. Hope he's there for her when it all goes south.
And Frank keeps on moaning. Jesus, does he ever let up?
Another uh oh moment. Roberto learns, via Ali, that Justin walked to her house. The shit will now, officially, hit the fan. Why, I dunno. Like I said before, those other dummies should have thought of doing it. If a dude on CRUTCHES could do it, so could they. Dummies.
Craig R. says he's a bullshit detector, that's what he does for a living. (Now I'm going to have to go check Dreamer's stickies and find out what he does for a living.) He's a lawyer. Duh, I should have figured that out on my own. Believe it or not, Justin actually chokes out a tear or two. He really IS good. He is sitting outside, alone, when Chris comes in to announce the RC, a fact which I'm sure Ali sees. And pities him, as he wishes.
Justin gets what appears to be the last rose. She ditched John C and Steve, who looks sort of like a possum. WTG Ali, but you should have ditched Justin. His walk made all the difference, I'm sure.
Now for Round 2 :)
New York, a makeover, yet they don't get rid of the extensions. Her first date is with Kasey the Fart Guarder, oh I guess that is Heart Guarder.
OMG no he isn't singing. She's laughing, uncomfortably. Terrible voice, even worse than his awful speaking voice. Very cool date, museum. He scares the crap out of her. Might not have been the best idea.
Justin doesn't get a date. Will he get the one on one?
Back to Ali's date with the Snore, he's so boring. Oh Jeez, he's singing again. Wrong idea, dude. She doesn't look impressed with him. She should NOT waste a rose on him. Lordie she just called him a fake and said no rose. I'm liking Ali more every moment. But somehow, she kept his ass, with no rose. Interesting.
The whole thing with the Lion King was cheesy, and of course the producer picks Roberto for the date (he's the only one smart enough to have sung directly to Ali. Off key, but direct.)
Frank is watching in agony, so is Weatherman, as they practice to perform. Weatherman's worst moment is yet to come, when Kirk takes a sick Ali back to her room. He's matching Frank in paranoia, these days. Both of them are SUCH duds, lol. Can't believe she hasn't gotten rid of Weatherman yet. Next RC for sure, he goes, I betcha.
Kirk gets a sick Ali on his birthday, and manages to find chicken soup and flowers for her. They discuss his passed Mom some more, something difficult for him. I feel for him, having been there myself.
Poor Ali looks totally wretched. All these DUMMIES kissing her. No matter how good they look, would you kiss someone THAT sick? Sure as hell I wouldn't, even if it was Ellen (I've got the hots in a bad way for Ellen, LOL!)
Meanwhile back at the suite, Kasey has gone missing. (Methinks he's going to need to visit Dr. Will, after this show airs.)
Chris and Ali end their date with a neat concert. He's really into her, and he's a fine specimen. SPOILER alert, skip to next para. I know he's F2, I hope he's F1! I love Roberto, though, too. Hard choice for her, for sure. But Chris was really decent when she was sick.
OMFG the weatherman is NOT playing the guitar at the cocktail party. Yes he is, and it's rainy skies ahead. He's a miserable singer. And as for this poor shmuck with the tattoo... unreal.
Ty tells the truth when he says Kasey is getting crazier by the minute. 11 stones on the shield, for the 11 guys who are left. Dr. Will, here he comes. LMAO (For those of you who don't watch Big Brother, Dr. Will removes tattoos.)
OMG and then Frank interrupted him showing his tattoo, so he might get the boot and she'll never have seen it. Balless wonder, he should have told Frank "Hold on one minute," and shown her then. Now he deserves to get the boot.
wow, she gave him (supposedly) the last rose. The weatherman got the boot, FINALLY. wooie. Jessie got the boot too, but didn't seem to mind.
All in all, except for Kasey, she's pretty well set up for a trip to Europe - except I fully expect half the dudes to have the creeping crud!
Typo alert -- when you started describing Chris's date, you put "Kirk" instead.
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