Do we have a showmance between Parvati and Russell? Boston Rob and Coach think so. Parvati trusts Russell, the poor thing.
As for Russell:
Yay. Burnette Barbie always wanted a garden gnome lover!
Russell hides the machete, a genius move. A smarter move would be if he were the man to find it. Will he think of that? Doubtless he will. This is my favorite Survivor, I have to admit. He's wily like a fox.
Then again: Nah. Genius mode is, cut Jerri's head off, hide the machete.... tell everyone you last saw Rob with it.
Can't believe he hasn't found an idol yet, unless there are none. (I just read the forum, and evidently idols come back next week. GO Russell, you ole devil.)
Did you watch the preview for next week? THe hidden idol is Adam Lambert. I think it is in Rupert's beard!
Coach does his weird yoga, or whatever it is, by the water. Then he bitches about people who do nothing.
Back at the Heros tribe, JT tells Cirie a whopper about Candace not trusting her. These things come back and bite you in the ass, JT. Or didn't you know that? If not this time, some time soon. And sure as hell, Cirie goes straight to Candace and tells her Then again, a Whopper really sounds good right now. No mayo though.
Not who said it, though.
We go straight to the challenge, and evidently the damn tribe hasn't discovered the machete is gone? What good are the Villains if they can't be villainous enough to go nuts over something like that? Or we just didn't see it. Else they're so laid back they don't give a shit.
And I was really looking forward to them losing it :( Perhaps later in the show.
The Heroes win the challenge, totally killing the Villains, who look pissed. Rightfully so. They were OWNED roflol!
Yes they were owned. The men villains were manraped. I hope condoms were used in the challenge.
I know who they vote out, looking forward to hearing the scheming.
The villains discussed who they wanted out. No big surprises there, and Randy went. Funny, the machete came up briefly at TC. And I do mean briefly. I was waiting for Jeff to mention the fire, but he didn't. I guess they can make one without it.
And then again, not really. That person was pretty much begging like a wet cat in the tub to go at the end.
Okay. I need to see if I can find the Tulip tights I buried to grow now. Wish me luck!
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