March 4: TAR horses ep

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Granny eliminated. Sigh. Cowboys in first. Well done for them. I live in Nashville - folks still wear hats here, so I think nothing of it. Hey, and they were in first place, which ain't easy.

Still in Chili, the Cowboys leave first. 11 PM or so they leave, for a bus to Argentina. Then to an old saloon where Butch Cassidy and the Sundance kid hid out here. They must find the Gnome in the wall gang, and play a game of 5 card stud against a Travelocity gnome.

Brent and Katie, Katie is ralphing. Now his belly is hurting. He's taking them to the hospital. The other teams are heading for the bus, whilst Brent and Katie hit the ER. Team Dummy takes off, Katie still in hospital, worried they'll lose their bus. Finally they leave the hospital. Meanwhile the cops hit the computer for the address to the old saloon.

All teams are travelling to Beriloche Argentina, on two buses. Even sick Brent and Katie made it. Everyone is following the cowboys, who smartly asked in a bar where to go. They pull off the road and pretend to read a map, so all will pass them. The Wily Hats will not be outdone.

Joe and Heidi and the Wily Cowboys are playing 5 card stud against the gnome. Heidi gets the gnome, they win. The gay couple wins. The cowboys are saying the gnome has a poker face.

The roadblock is steer roping. Teams choose a roping station, they watch a demo. Then they rope a steer head with a clue, drag it to them. Meanwhile the cowboys, behind now, finally get their gnome.

Everybody is roping, and no one is succeeding, even the Cowboys. Then the cowboy shoots, he SCORES. Now he must drive to cliffs over a river, and search for the next clue. Carol succeeds next.

The cowboys make it to the detour: Horse Sense or Horse Power. In Horse Sense, teams use coordinates they pace off to find a bag of stolen money buried in the ground. The coordinates on the bag have to match those on their sheet, they deliver it to a bandit, and get their next clue.

Horse power, polo field. Moving a practice pony down the hill to make goals. The horse is fake, you have to haul it along, then mount and shoot. The cowboys manage, and are given the clue to the pitstop, a huge ranch.

Team Gay ladies are having arguments about the pacing and the shovel, so they decide to do the horses. Team Dummy selected the pacing too. They found the wrong bag. They didn't read the part where it has to match the coordinates on the paper. Wooops! They find yet another bag, but do they do the horses? Not yet lol.

Team Dummy finally succeeds, and the bandit takes off with the money. The cowboys are in first, win a 10 day trip for two to Patagonia. Oops I lied. Team Dummy still hasn't scored. The cops gave them the clue. The teams pulling the horses ain't doing it better. 9 shots and you have to start over. Loads of teams are still there, including those who gave up on the coordinate hunt.

JJ is team #5. She tells Phil she can't read his face, that it's blank. Whereupon he makes a frowny face LOL

The moms are doing terrible at the horses. Started over countless times, so they swapped to the coordinates. Brent and Katie, sick at they are, are in 7th place. Monique and Shawn got eliminated. No more moms. They went out with style though.

Previews. Hamburg Germany. Someone spills a drink in a bar, and teams are terrified at some kind of lift.

From Aaron: Ette. I missed this ep. I was busy packing the trunk if you catch my meaning. :)